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The View From Space

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Mount Slothmore remembers those sloths that have changed history…slowly

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My academic career

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Present:

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Spontaneous Wingman of the Year

Best wingman of the year award

*stands up and applauds*

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10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..

My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

Give me time to understand what you want of me.

Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.

Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.

Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

Before you scold me for being uncooperative,obstinate,or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting to old and weak.

Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.

OH MY GOD NO

Fucking post makes me cry every time

what person would take a picture of a puppy looking down like that????

This is also called 10 Dog Commandments

There is a movie too, a Japanese film which is called 犬と私の１０の約束 , Inu to Watashi no 10 no Yakusoku or 10 Promises to My Dog

cute film also p sad. It made me cry omg

I miss my dog so much. No no no

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So this past weekend I was at a house party and happened to see the single most miserably neglected fish I have ever seen in my life. The water had an opaque layer of something that looked kind of like grease on top and the single fish inside was listless and shrivelled. It smelled FOUL and the guy hosting the party said that they had noticed the fish being kind of stupid since they had changed the water last time (which must have been like a fucking year ago) by just running the tub into the tank.

Being full of whiskey and compassion(?), I naturally decided that the fish was now mine and reached into that disgusting cesspool with a ziplock bag, took the fish home, cackling to myself because what I was doing was just so weird.

The next day I went out and got a tank, like, I dropped 100$ for a stolen goldfish that cost 4.38$ at PetSmart. I went to a locally owned small pet shop called Paws N’ Jaws and the woman there was super helpful and even gave me some free plants with the tank. Ended up being up til like 2 in the morning with school the next day at 8 setting the stupid thing up, panicking about dechlorinating the water etc etc.

These are his new digs, live plants, snaily companions. He’s perked up A LOT since being moved to an environment that actually has oxygen in the water, and has shown marked improvement in his ability to eat. For the first day or so, his motor skills appeared to be completely fucked up and he had a hard time swimming and eating, he would suck up food and then just spit it right back out. Now he’s having a great time, eating well harassing the snails, trying to eat the plants and zipping around the tank for no apparent reason like a moron, but a happy moron. I really enjoy watching him.. or her.

Admittedly I might have done this even if I had been sober, but I like to think this is proof that not ALL decisions made when drunk are bad ones. I regret nothing.

You are a lovely human being. <3

YOU WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND STOLE A GOLDFISH OH MY GOD THAT’S THE BEST DRUNKEN STORY I’VE EVER HEARD

this makes me happy

+10 points to Hufflepuff